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Today, I got up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Service was spelled wrong and when I looked it up, error message 3265 does not exist. FML
I agree, your life sucks (48696) - you totally deserved it (4566)
On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (220575) - you totally deserved it (244403)
On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)
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