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Gia0896
  • Town/Country : You know.., Down by the River!
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63834) - you deserved it (7312)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (471238) - you deserved it (585132)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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