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GiRIsMakingCupca
  • Town/Country : Dallas , U.s.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 July 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1488
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7136) - you deserved it (16495)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:49pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43226) - you deserved it (3473)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

#7059140
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16466) - you deserved it (7704)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962
196 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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483 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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313 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (183085) - you deserved it (61964)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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