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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 July 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1905
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10961) - you deserved it (27077)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:49pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML


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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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