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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4614
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18396) - you deserved it (2301)

On 01/20/2016 at 11:09am - intimacy - by sadandmad - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20057) - you deserved it (1285)

On 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm - misc - by enya (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML


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On 11/24/2015 at 7:56pm - misc - by _Asykes_ (woman) -

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27743) - you deserved it (8727)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25014) - you deserved it (2368)

On 10/06/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by spiderbaby - United States (California)

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22322) - you deserved it (2349)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:17pm - misc - by My Daughter Fails at Life (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML


I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (2282)

On 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by M - United Kingdom (North Somerset)

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23895) - you deserved it (4495)

On 09/12/2015 at 4:11am - health - by dammit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32058) - you deserved it (2788)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML


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On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, I had to explain to several young children why asking the new blind girl to play hide and seek with them is inappropriate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27274) - you deserved it (2541)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I was finally starting to relax after a stressful and expensive move, where I had to give up half my belongings and furniture, as well as my cat. All the stress came rushing back as my new landlord told me that he's selling the building and I've got 30 days to vacate. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 11:49am - misc - by Stevarious (man) - United States (California)

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