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Ghosty546

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5266
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Ghosty546 : Computer science major, paper cut survivor, 5'8 of awesome.

Ghosty546's page activity

Visits<b>hardcorefan16</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 10:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 2:39pm<b>shanewh40</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 8:28pm<b>turdwrangler</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 2:14pm<b>then000bster</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:51am<b>michu</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 1:32pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 2:39am<b>colby882</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 8:39am<b>Hellish_Emu</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 6:05pm<b>supermarxiste75</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 2:42pm<b>KayleeFrye</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 10:59pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 9:26am<b>caitlin3079</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 9:14pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 8:30am<b>jman1324</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 1:37pm<b>Mons</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:52am<b>MM100</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:16am<b>rapunzel13</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:54am

Fucked!<b>supermarxiste75</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 8:42pm<b>Hellish_Emu</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 3:37am<b>hardcorefan16</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:09am<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 9:28pm<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 5:44am<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 1:28am<b>shadow1248</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:36am<b>iAlissa</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:09am<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 9:35pm<b>BeautifulChaos27</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:51am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 7:38pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 1:59pm<b>aimbug</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 10:11pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 9:35pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 7:08pm<b>MissEmma</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 8:14pm<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 8:36am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 7:07am

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Ghosty546's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML

by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, while trying to sleep, my roommates were shouting in the next room. When I poked my head out to tell them to shut up, I was greeted to the sight of one of them with his knob duct-taped inside a gun holster, and the other one trying to rip it off. And they wonder why I'm not more social. FML

by NotEnoughBleach / 03/13/2016 at 11:58pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML

by sadandmad / 01/20/2016 at 11:09am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

by enya / 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm / Luxembourg / Miscellaneous

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

by _Asykes_ / 11/24/2015 at 7:56pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, I set my car's speed to 125km/h to pass the speed camera announced by a road sign. Sure of myself, for a laugh I flipped the bird as I went by. When the flash went off, I realised that the speed limit was 110 km/h, not the usual 130 km/h. FML

by yvon la moto / 11/06/2015 at 5:26am / Spain (Madrid) / Transportation

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

by spiderbaby / 10/06/2015 at 3:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML

by My Daughter Fails at Life / 09/25/2015 at 9:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML

by M / 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm / United Kingdom (North Somerset) / Intimacy

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML

by dammit / 09/12/2015 at 4:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML

by EverettA / 09/11/2015 at 9:50am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML

by Anonyme / 09/02/2015 at 12:21am / Love

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

by Alice / 08/30/2015 at 8:13am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

by MoxleyCrue / 08/17/2015 at 3:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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