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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ghosto : I'll haunt your face

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Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

#20181043
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I agree, your life sucks (28226) - you deserved it (1613)

On 11/27/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Cracky - United States (Maryland)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11242) - you deserved it (37807)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

#6883873
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On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

#620278
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26509) - you deserved it (69769)

On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)



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