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GhostOfPerdition
  • Town/Country : US
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About GhostOfPerdition : Atheist, metalhead, musician.

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (484757) - you deserved it (43566)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
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I agree, your life sucks (223261) - you deserved it (37849)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5846) - you deserved it (37098)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29808) - you deserved it (49029)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

#7767
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (177368) - you deserved it (7213)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:51am - intimacy - by rexob (man) - United States (California)



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