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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4512
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GhostOfHer : K...I'm some girl and shit like that..uh whatever. K bye.
Oh, and I wanna marry a Marine when I'm older.

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2day my daughter called 4 me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. looool mega FML

#16432657
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36019) - you deserved it (4760)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, My Ex Husband Is Marrying My Sister. FML

#16279756
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96472) - you deserved it (6402)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today... I spilt a very ot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very ot cup of tea.

#16204397
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19284) - you deserved it (36447)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, I was brushing teeth. As a bent down to spit mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

#16157104
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24612) - you deserved it (7770)

On 05/13/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by toothpastecat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching mah mom's brth control pills with tic tac . mega FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44458) - you deserved it (3768)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
251 comments

Today... I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended fir ( referencing illegal drugs ). FML

#16125377
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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my 12 year old son came ome from scool an informed me tat e bougt an air guitar for $20. He onestly tinks tis is a good price. FML

#16113855
225 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today I realized tat I give te computer screen a tumb up wenever I see someting cool. I work on computer in front of people all day. big fat FML

#16112747
84 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes r really far apart." big fat FML

#16101682
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On 05/09/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by theyarefarapart -

today I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, looool an almost blacked out. All this from helping mah sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

#16092299
121 comments

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On 05/08/2011 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today , I went on a long overdue vacation to France with mah husband an young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank , mah sister has apparently taught mah daughter to swear profusely in French. mega FML

#16068567
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (8730)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I passd out when mah blood sugar droppd. Three times. And each time, mah roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall cuz he likd the way mah face lookd. FML

#16063448
111 comments

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On 05/06/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Koda -

Today, mah parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over mah head . Their reason? They were 'bord' . FML

#16022547
113 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today , some kids stole all four looool weels off my car. Tey were nice enoug to leave a note an some money toug , "for te bus". FML

#16019769
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (2780)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by teinage - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)



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