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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5070
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GhostOfHer : K...I'm some girl and shit like that..uh whatever. K bye.
Oh, and I wanna marry a Marine when I'm older.

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:10pm<b>sourgirl101</b> - the 08/31/2011 at 6:19am<b>SecretlyEvil9792</b> - the 08/21/2011 at 3:33pm<b>teamgarza7m</b> - the 07/07/2011 at 10:00pm<b>mrahhhhh</b> - the 02/16/2011 at 10:02pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 7:37am

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GhostOfHer's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

#16697942
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32719) - you deserved it (10238)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

#16697942
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32719) - you deserved it (10238)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

#16697942
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32719) - you deserved it (10238)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

#16697942
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32719) - you deserved it (10238)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

#16697911
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31180) - you deserved it (3327)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

#16694392
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33877) - you deserved it (5799)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45609) - you deserved it (6089)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33051) - you deserved it (9227)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37740) - you deserved it (9391)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (5754)

On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML

#16668659
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28688) - you deserved it (9432)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:38pm - love - by Username (woman) - United States

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37815) - you deserved it (16386)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by a "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. And we continued to chat. FML

#16575897
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33069) - you deserved it (6889)

On 06/09/2011 at 9:22am - health - by IPityTheStool (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32340) - you deserved it (5735)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I see that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML

#16543151
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34372) - you deserved it (3337)

On 06/07/2011 at 6:27am - misc - by Sickinbed (woman) - United States (New York)



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