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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3630
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GhostOfHer : K...I'm some girl and shit like that..uh whatever. K bye.
Oh, and I wanna marry a Marine when I'm older.

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GhostOfHer's favorite FMLs

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

#17104871
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (8262)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by Boo (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

#17104871
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (8262)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by Boo (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

#17104731
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (2372)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38695) - you deserved it (2644)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

#17092208
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30572) - you deserved it (2793)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73632) - you deserved it (7678)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30639) - you deserved it (6380)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41889) - you deserved it (3826)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

#17039633
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30233) - you deserved it (3148)

On 07/09/2011 at 10:34am - animals - by iGreen - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

#17036855
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32761) - you deserved it (2634)

On 07/09/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by supergingerr11 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36015) - you deserved it (4348)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62429) - you deserved it (4974)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51153) - you deserved it (5601)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33724) - you deserved it (3607)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33388) - you deserved it (4060)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)



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