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GhostDuck

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7954
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GhostDuck : I enjoy the randomness.

If I were a food id be water. Even though it's not a food, I stand by this statement.

Uh, so things about me if you're interested (why else would you be here?)
- I play the cello and the violin
- I write for fun. Poems and short stories mostly, but essays are cool too.
- I've actually had two poems published from contests too. And I have a Wattpad that I probably should update more ^^
- I fucking love science- and that website too!
- uh, I honestly don't know how to do these or fill these out tbh. I'm just horrible at these.
- I'm just all around (extremely) awkward. Like, really, really awkward. But then again, life is kinda awkward.
- I like anime, Cosplay, and steampunk. I go to an annual anime con every spring. Yep.
Random thought of the day: tongues are weird. They kinda just sit in your mouth. Obviously you use them for talking and what not, but they're still really weird.

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GhostDuck's favorite FMLs

Today, mah grlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on mah Facebook account an publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

#21311373
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30259) - you deserved it (12836)

On 12/04/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by Red (man) -

Today , I was short on money for bills , so I pulld out my alto saxophone , knowing that no matter how much I lovd it , I'd be able pay my rent with the money!! As I pulld it out of its case , the neck strap broke an I droppd it , breaking the bell beyond repair!! Now I'm poor AND depressd!! real FML

#21310455
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36041) - you deserved it (3494)

On 12/02/2014 at 11:05pm - misc - by clumsyandpoor (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I askd my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling himhy I needd them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are looool not coming off anytime soon. FML

#21310328
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29090) - you deserved it (6153)

On 12/02/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by smiles (woman) - United States (California)

aftar putting in so much affort to forgiva my husband 4 his affair..!! wa had sax!! Not avan 2 minutas into it..!! ha calld ma by tha othar woman's nama!! FML

#21309730
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48556) - you deserved it (10568)

On 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

#21309681
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25896) - you deserved it (3128)

On 12/01/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by Silverfeathery -

Today, I cama homa lata from work. As I got out of mah car, I noticad a child-shapad silhouatta in mah badroom window. I almost shat mysalf, sinca I liva alona. I saarchad tha whola housa, sobbing in faar, only to fina no traca of whatavar or whoavar I'd saan. FML

#21306286
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38289) - you deserved it (3160)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, I met my best friend's grlfriend for the frst time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If u ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML

#21305050
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39122) - you deserved it (3005)

On 11/24/2014 at 8:44am - love - by ohwell (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, in the middle of a boring class, mah friend offerd me some Smarties!! We're not allowd to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway!! As I puttd them in mah mouth, mah "friend" stood up an yelld that I was doing ecstasy!! I might actually get expelld!! FML

#21301367
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38495) - you deserved it (3660)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today... I heard my mother say... "I feel bad 4 any girl that marrie him because he's... what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me.

#21300656
68 comments

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

today I get to add spaghetti sauce to mah rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML

#21299049
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27905) - you deserved it (4588)

On 11/14/2014 at 4:58pm - health - by gspotter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Taday I got home an found mah wife cuddling with the dog an our new kitten. Both the cat an mah wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

#21298618
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32234) - you deserved it (3726)

On 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, MAH DAD FINALLY ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK, WHEN I LOOKED THROUGH HIS PHOTOS, I QUICKLY NOTICED HE'D HEAVILY PHOTOSHOPPED THE PHOTOS I'M IN TO MAKE ME LOOK PRETTIER. REAL FML

#21298300
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30572) - you deserved it (2596)

On 11/13/2014 at 11:44am - misc - by FuglyBetty (woman) - Norway (Aust-Agder)

my cat tunneled her way under the covers to sleep beside me. It was really cute until she panicked in the middle of the night an practically skinned me alive trying to find her way out. FML



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