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About GhostDuck : I enjoy the randomness.
If I were a food id be water. Even though it's not a food, I stand by this statement.
Uh, so things about me if you're interested (why else would you be here?)
- I play the cello and the violin
- I write for fun. Poems and short stories mostly, but essays are cool too.
- I've actually had two poems published from contests too. And I have a Wattpad that I probably should update more ^^
- I fucking love science- and that website too!
- uh, I honestly don't know how to do these or fill these out tbh. I'm just horrible at these.
- I'm just all around (extremely) awkward. Like, really, really awkward. But then again, life is kinda awkward.
- I like anime, Cosplay, and steampunk. I go to an annual anime con every spring. Yep.
Random thought of the day: tongues are weird. They kinda just sit in your mouth. Obviously you use them for talking and what not, but they're still really weird.
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all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman,ho has been continuously saying, ( It feels like we're dating . Doesn't it feel like we're dating? ) Ugh . No, no it doesn't . And please don't kill me . FML
Today... girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad... she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people... let alone her parents. real FML
2day I found out y I recieve random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
Today, mah professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say mah name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the grl before me "the pretty one". FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out 4 bieng pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut an saying she hoped mah baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 an just very short.
Today , I was playing Charades. My boyfriend,ho I'd recently had a fight with , had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed , broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
today while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over an do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, an I should have refused to comply. I didn't know there even allowed do that. FML
Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML
Friday 27 March 2015