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GhostDuck

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7962
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GhostDuck : I enjoy the randomness.

If I were a food id be water. Even though it's not a food, I stand by this statement.

Uh, so things about me if you're interested (why else would you be here?)
- I play the cello and the violin
- I write for fun. Poems and short stories mostly, but essays are cool too.
- I've actually had two poems published from contests too. And I have a Wattpad that I probably should update more ^^
- I fucking love science- and that website too!
- uh, I honestly don't know how to do these or fill these out tbh. I'm just horrible at these.
- I'm just all around (extremely) awkward. Like, really, really awkward. But then again, life is kinda awkward.
- I like anime, Cosplay, and steampunk. I go to an annual anime con every spring. Yep.
Random thought of the day: tongues are weird. They kinda just sit in your mouth. Obviously you use them for talking and what not, but they're still really weird.

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GhostDuck's favorite FMLs

Today , I realized why u should never wear a thong under yoga pants that r a couple of sizes too small. It's a wierd thing , seieng yur co-workers anus. FML

#21344664
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (2744)

On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman,ho has been continuously saying, ( It feels like we're dating . Doesn't it feel like we're dating? ) Ugh . No, no it doesn't . And please don't kill me . FML

#21344628
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23972) - you deserved it (2365)

On 01/26/2015 at 5:19pm - misc - by Yellow an (man) - United States

Today, My Cat Had The Bright Idea Of Giving Birth In The Dryer, On Top Of All My New White Towels. Big Fat FML

#21344486
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25512) - you deserved it (5189)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, I Went To Work Wit A Great Attitude, Someting Tat Doesn't Appen Often. It Was Sortly Ruind After Some Lady Yelld At Me Cuz I Accidentally Sortd Er One Penny. Yep. One Single Penny. FML

#21344188
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23612) - you deserved it (3183)

On 01/25/2015 at 8:41pm - work - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad... she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people... let alone her parents. real FML

#21342878
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31139) - you deserved it (2670)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by uggg - United States (Washington)

2day I found out y I recieve random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

#21342840
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29814) - you deserved it (2277)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:41am - work - by Ineedlotsofwater (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML

#21342311
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26897) - you deserved it (8967)

On 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm - health - by annoyed (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say mah name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the grl before me "the pretty one". FML

#21341880
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30292) - you deserved it (2114)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:17pm - misc - by The Ugly One - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out 4 bieng pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut an saying she hoped mah baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 an just very short.

#21341527
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39917) - you deserved it (2221)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was playing Charades. My boyfriend,ho I'd recently had a fight with , had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed , broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

#21340816
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29444) - you deserved it (3391)

On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he crid out, ( Call me Jesus! ) Yeah... I think we're done with that. big fat FML

#21340673
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29169) - you deserved it (3508)

On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when mah mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia.

#21340484
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (2269)

On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

today while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over an do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, an I should have refused to comply. I didn't know there even allowed do that. FML

#21340454
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35688) - you deserved it (5022)

On 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I mixd up mah chapstick and cork grease . Now mah clarinet smells like cherries, and mah lips smell like a gym floor . FML

#21340194
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (6327)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31804) - you deserved it (4523)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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