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GhostDuck

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9952
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GhostDuck : I enjoy the randomness.

If I were a food I'd be water. Even though it's not a food, I stand by this statement.

Uh, so things about me if you're interested (why else would you be here?)
- I play the cello and the violin
- I write for fun. Poems and short stories mostly, but essays are cool too.
- I've actually had two poems published from contests too. And I have a Wattpad that I probably should update more ^^
- I fucking love science- and that website too!
- uh, I honestly don't know how to do these or fill these out tbh. I'm just horrible at these.
- I'm just all around (extremely) awkward. Like, really, really awkward. But then again, life is kinda awkward.
- I like anime, Cosplay, and steampunk. I go to an annual anime con every year.

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Visits<b>terspal</b> - 5 hours ago<b>olpally</b> - 14 hours ago<b>Ed1998</b> - 24 hours ago<b>DolphinLaser23</b> - yesterday at 12:39pm<b>Jayroc</b> - yesterday at 10:13pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:39pm<b>Ligittan</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:34am<b>Nathion</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 9:25pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:24pm<b>annabethjackson4</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:02pm<b>kiante99</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:16pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:43am<b>jonny24</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:30pm<b>carebear1228</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:25pm<b>youngindian</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:34pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 4:50pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 3:59pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 2:44pm

Fucked!<b>terspal</b> - 15 hours ago<b>olpally</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 1:33am<b>Ed1998</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:31pm<b>DolphinLaser23</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:01am<b>annabethjackson4</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:02pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:10pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:20pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 5:13pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:11am<b>RA91</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 3:13pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 9:19pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:18pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 7:29pm<b>blake1015</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 7:52pm<b>ManUtdforlife</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 11:10pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 3:54am<b>CharlesEmersonW</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 12:45pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 5:23am

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GhostDuck's favorite FMLs

Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the "Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats" yearbook award. My best friend said, "They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh". Someone else added, "It's still pretty likely, though". FML

#21128889
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41212) - you deserved it (3999)

On 05/02/2014 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to face one of my fears. I've never had a birthday party, out of fear that nobody would come. I sent out a mass text inviting people out for my birthday, trying to sound casual. The only replies I received were along the lines of "Who the hell's this?" FML

#21127076
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40302) - you deserved it (4365)

On 04/30/2014 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

#21114115
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44494) - you deserved it (5417)

On 04/15/2014 at 10:18pm - love - by Foreveralone17362562 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

#21112870
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60707) - you deserved it (7707)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to work at the restaurant instead of going to the prom, which nobody asked me out to. For five hours, I got to shamefully greet and seat people on their way home from the prom, all of whom knew I was too lame to get asked out. FML

#21111507
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44647) - you deserved it (4316)

On 04/12/2014 at 11:01pm - work - by annoyed teen - United States (Idaho)

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

#21092367
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43462) - you deserved it (4395)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

#21091998
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35642) - you deserved it (4998)

On 03/20/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by no (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

#21088237
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43993) - you deserved it (6011)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML

#21088206
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43815) - you deserved it (3894)

On 03/16/2014 at 2:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

#21086197
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41182) - you deserved it (8381) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, I started my first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were, "I have a good feeling about you, kid!" That would've been great if he hadn't said, "Although, the last time I had a good feeling, the guy died." right afterwards. FML

#21085148
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42316) - you deserved it (3450)

On 03/12/2014 at 8:11pm - work - by Anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML

#21080041
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36762) - you deserved it (8720)

On 03/06/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was babysitting my 4-year-old cousin. She scraped her knee, and in an attempt to cheer her up, I put a refrigerator box over my head and waddled around like a penguin. She stopped crying, but only after I fell down a flight of tile stairs. FML



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