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GhostDuck

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9963
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GhostDuck : I enjoy the randomness.

If I were a food I'd be water. Even though it's not a food, I stand by this statement.

Uh, so things about me if you're interested (why else would you be here?)
- I play the cello and the violin
- I write for fun. Poems and short stories mostly, but essays are cool too.
- I've actually had two poems published from contests too. And I have a Wattpad that I probably should update more ^^
- I fucking love science- and that website too!
- uh, I honestly don't know how to do these or fill these out tbh. I'm just horrible at these.
- I'm just all around (extremely) awkward. Like, really, really awkward. But then again, life is kinda awkward.
- I like anime, Cosplay, and steampunk. I go to an annual anime con every year.

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GhostDuck's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30102) - you deserved it (5465)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

#21392388
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29536) - you deserved it (2479)

On 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I spent my last $50 to get a ticket to take my daughter out for a nice birthday dinner tonight. It wasn't until after I purchased it that I realized the restaurant isn't even open on Mondays. FML

#21388611
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26501) - you deserved it (4763)

On 04/06/2015 at 12:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

#21388350
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25732) - you deserved it (4381)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML

#21387066
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27119) - you deserved it (2013)

On 04/03/2015 at 2:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my internet was out and wasn't due to be fixed until at least Tuesday. I'm a grad student with a lot of online research to do and deadlines to meet, so I desperately bought an expensive and non-returnable portable wifi hub. An hour ago, the internet came back on. FML

#21386971
91 comments

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On 04/03/2015 at 11:08am - work - by WiFucked (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

#21385195
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23611) - you deserved it (4298)

On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

#21384619
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28803) - you deserved it (4717)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28591) - you deserved it (1963)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24254) - you deserved it (2054)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. FML

#21382206
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23688) - you deserved it (3287)

On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22426) - you deserved it (8755)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

#21381631
47 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 11:43pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

#21378889
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28866) - you deserved it (3826)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, I finally went to the doctor's about my severe anxiety. I am so used to putting on a happy performance around people that she didn't believe anything was wrong with me. FML

#21376536
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (200) - you deserved it (3279)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:35pm - health - by scared - Australia (Queensland)



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