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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8541
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GhostDuck : I enjoy the randomness.

If I were a food id be water. Even though it's not a food, I stand by this statement.

Uh, so things about me if you're interested (why else would you be here?)
- I play the cello and the violin
- I write for fun. Poems and short stories mostly, but essays are cool too.
- I've actually had two poems published from contests too. And I have a Wattpad that I probably should update more ^^
- I fucking love science- and that website too!
- uh, I honestly don't know how to do these or fill these out tbh. I'm just horrible at these.
- I'm just all around (extremely) awkward. Like, really, really awkward. But then again, life is kinda awkward.
- I like anime, Cosplay, and steampunk. I go to an annual anime con every spring. Yep.
Random thought of the day: tongues are weird. They kinda just sit in your mouth. Obviously you use them for talking and what not, but they're still really weird.

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Visits<b>hallieee</b> - 3 hours ago<b>IAMTHEJEWBOY</b> - yesterday at 12:24am<b>MrConcise</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:15am<b>michaelaranda</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:33pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:59pm<b>toma1945</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 6:14pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:46pm<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:14pm<b>Saltypumpking</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 9:08pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 3:49pm<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:45pm<b>Silverfeathery</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 10:23pm<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 5:45pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:57pm<b>Louie_217</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 6:08am<b>adrianvons</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 5:33am<b>MissEris</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:42pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:15am

Fucked!<b>michaelaranda</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:39pm<b>toma1945</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 8:34am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:59am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 4:13am<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 9:57pm<b>oathkeeper99</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 2:17am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 11:37pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 10:09pm<b>Murkyy</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 12:44am<b>jake_braves</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 10:02pm

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GhostDuck's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

#21223790
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38882) - you deserved it (9339)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

#21223358
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53580) - you deserved it (7353)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by rejected - United States (California)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41687) - you deserved it (21441)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML

#21209860
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47812) - you deserved it (4014)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm - health - by smh (woman) - United States

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

#21203542
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42552) - you deserved it (3388)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML

#21203309
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45625) - you deserved it (3364)

On 07/08/2014 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

#21202986
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40832) - you deserved it (12452)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

#21201617
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43054) - you deserved it (4309)

On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

#21191852
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52218) - you deserved it (4744)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

#21191841
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42987) - you deserved it (4760)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to the hospital due to vomiting and abdominal pain, and they decided to fit me with an IV drip. It took several tries by two different people to get the cannula in. I feel like a human pin-cushion. FML

#21190332
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34372) - you deserved it (4084)

On 06/27/2014 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML

#21187434
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45116) - you deserved it (4126)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46778) - you deserved it (5328)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started a new internship. I couldn't do anything until I was trained, and I couldn't be trained until I had a login. I stared at a wall for three hours. FML

#21185673
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35873) - you deserved it (3953)

On 06/23/2014 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

#21185584
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42357) - you deserved it (8100)

On 06/23/2014 at 5:26pm - money - by amused (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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