Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

GhostDuck

Search for a member

GhostDuck

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1866
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GhostDuck : I enjoy the randomness.

GhostDuck's page activity

Visits<b>sroseh10</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 2:12am<b>Garrett2818</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 5:07pm<b>whyme15338</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 12:51am<b>Bluebl4ze</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 7:10am<b>jake_braves</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 3:52pm<b>happylappy</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 11:42pm<b>holyblahblah</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 2:56pm<b>yellowchocobo</b> - the 05/14/2014 at 7:39am<b>ocramavaf</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 11:55pm<b>alex81596</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 8:40pm<b>A07</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 6:22pm<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 5:11pm<b>Missyliz</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 4:42pm<b>DerpyDerpinator</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 6:33am<b>teotsi</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 6:17pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 6:51am<b>andy594328</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 3:14am<b>FireMarshall666</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 3:49pm

GhostDuck's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of GhostDuck's badges

GhostDuck's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29649) - you deserved it (2857)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29649) - you deserved it (2857)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32156) - you deserved it (4357)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be 'funny as hell' to watch me freak out. FML

#17505369
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22486) - you deserved it (4184)

On 08/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by livgasms - United Kingdom

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

#17490024
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19905) - you deserved it (9742)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm - work - by secret dancer (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46773) - you deserved it (2420)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

#17221822
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7973) - you deserved it (70785)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

#17058882
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28410) - you deserved it (11904)

On 07/10/2011 at 10:34pm - health - by muffintop (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

#16757277
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29309) - you deserved it (3006)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48779) - you deserved it (3325)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34153) - you deserved it (4583)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37155) - you deserved it (6709)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40990) - you deserved it (6816)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40990) - you deserved it (6816)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: