About GhostDuck : I enjoy the randomness.
👍🏽 Just for stopping by!
If I were a food I'd be water. Even though it's not a food, I stand by this statement.
Uh, so things about me if you're interested (why else would you be here?)
- I play the cello and the violin
- I write for fun. Poems and short stories mostly, but essays are cool too.
- I've actually had two poems published from contests too. And I have a Wattpad that I probably should update more ^^
- I fucking love science- and that website too!
- uh, I honestly don't know how to do these or fill these out tbh. I'm just horrible at these.
- I'm just all around (extremely) awkward. Like, really, really awkward. But then again, life is kinda awkward.
- I like anime, Cosplay, and steampunk. I go to an annual anime con every year.
About GhostDuck : I enjoy the randomness.
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GhostDuck's favorite FMLs
by ladams94 / 07/17/2016 at 2:39pm / Work
by WHY / 03/31/2016 at 8:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was at the mall with my mom, when I saw a little pamphlet about a charity for abused children. I showed her and said I was going to donate a few dollars. She quickly said no, calling it a waste of money and muttering that the kids probably deserved it anyway. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2016 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
Today, I work 732 miles away from my wife and three children, and I rarely get to go home. After giving up many hours of family time to work on my last home visit, I returned to work only to have my boss accuse me of stealing time, dock me 50 hours, and "review" my employment for termination. FML
by I'm over it / 01/15/2016 at 9:09pm / United States / Work
Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML
by motherfucked / 01/15/2016 at 12:07pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my labrador to the vet because he seemed really sick and wasn't acting like his usual self the past few weeks. The vet said nothing was physically wrong with him and that he's most likely suffering from depression. My own depression is why I got a dog in the first place. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2016 at 11:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I told one of my teachers I have to attend a family member's funeral on a day she's passing a test. She straight up asked if I could reschedule it, and if not if I could just give it a miss. FML
by ugh / 01/15/2016 at 11:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
by midnightblade163 / 01/13/2016 at 7:06am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by i tried so hard / 01/08/2016 at 10:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by feelin a lil left out / 01/01/2016 at 3:35am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by sad as shit / 12/31/2015 at 7:41pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health
by demideity / 12/08/2015 at 1:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by jimmy / 11/30/2015 at 4:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by anon / 11/22/2015 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed.… Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's… Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat,…