About Ghalya_Dh : Ghalya Dahech
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by wow / 05/28/2014 at 7:08pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
by wtf / 05/16/2014 at 6:25pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by (not) fucked / 05/16/2014 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, me and some friends had home-made burgers for lunch. The guy who did the cooking later insisted that spitting in a frying pan is a perfectly acceptable way of guessing the right time to add the oil. FML
by HungerStrike / 12/29/2013 at 6:28pm / Czech Republic (Stredocesky kraj) / Health
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
by ConfusedDad / 12/29/2013 at 2:01am / United States / Kids
Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
by Anonomous / 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm / United States (Vermont) / Animals
by rokkstarrrVRV / 12/28/2013 at 3:42am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm / Jamaica (Saint Andrew) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/30/2013 at 11:09am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with his dad, who's fighting with his brother-in-law, who's fighting with his wife. The only ones not fighting are my sister-in-law and her boyfriend, who're getting along great on a squeaky mattress in the room next to mine. FML
by Thanksalot / 11/30/2013 at 12:58am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 10:37am / United States (California) / Love
by UHM / 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm / United States / Love
Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML
by _/ | \_ / 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm / Singapore / Health
by Tired / 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Health
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
by fed up/turned off / 10/02/2013 at 1:47am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…