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About GetIt23 : Wussup guys, I like to play football and basketball in my spare time, I'm athletic, and watching football is my life. I have a job as a contractor and that's about it.
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Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML
Friday 27 November 2015