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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 June 1995 (19 years)
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Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML

#21003775
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45652) - you deserved it (5190)

On 12/24/2013 at 3:30pm - love - by Wtfbro (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14303) - you deserved it (43864)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

#18425856
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28650) - you deserved it (9999)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32084) - you deserved it (7739)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

#3658638
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40729) - you deserved it (9063)

On 07/11/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by RR (woman) - United States (New York)



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