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  • Town/Country : Washington D.C, U.S
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 357
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348 (861)

I agree, your life sucks (37633) - you deserved it (430994)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

#498194 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (20620) - you deserved it (99517)

On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (22648) - you deserved it (82841)

On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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