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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1058
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Gerrbearr : Well I currently go to chs im also currently a sophomore and i have really awesome friends lol im in many sports and extra curriculier activities that means (i get hurt alot) lmao well thts all i have to say rightt now :)

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Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

#17968240
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18600) - you deserved it (12025)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

#17967494
109 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20590) - you deserved it (3116)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

#17965886
100 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by ItaliczZz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

#17965758
64 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by spoiled22 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

#17965176
127 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

#17965139
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5439) - you deserved it (43562)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Beaky (woman) - Canada

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
201 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
99 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

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79 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

#17957151
61 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by nodad - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34447) - you deserved it (24582)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34447) - you deserved it (24582)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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