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Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27681) - you deserved it (8813)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML


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On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML


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On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML


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On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML


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On 05/08/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML


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On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML


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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML


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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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