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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GeorgeCarter95 : Gold medalist in the 1995 race to fertilise my mother's eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process...

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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML


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On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my boyfriend's grandfather's funeral and visitation. These things make me nervous, and not thinking, I made comments that included the words "killing", "dying", and "death". I'm a rubbish support system. FML


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