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GeorgeCarter95

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GeorgeCarter95

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 321
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GeorgeCarter95 : Gold medalist in the 1995 race to fertilise my mother's eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process...

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GeorgeCarter95's favorite FMLs

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47585) - you deserved it (7233)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

#20787584
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57380) - you deserved it (6800)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my boyfriend's grandfather's funeral and visitation. These things make me nervous, and not thinking, I made comments that included the words "killing", "dying", and "death". I'm a rubbish support system. FML

#19838135
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16160) - you deserved it (6620)

On 06/24/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Italy



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