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Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

#19801481
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On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

#19800158
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On 06/17/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by historyfreak_17 - United States (Michigan)

Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML

Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML

#19796347
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On 06/16/2012 at 9:57am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I decided not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML

#19795334
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On 06/16/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Cassidy Bowen - United States (California)

Today, it was my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted, "You too". FML

#19795247
107 comments

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On 06/16/2012 at 12:58am - love - by thefailwhale (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
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On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

#19787758
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On 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by a chick in California - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

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On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

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On 10/08/2010 at 12:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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