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Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML

#19982177
90 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 7:44pm - love - by Arthurie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

#19981825
118 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 4:08pm - health - by *facefloor* (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

#19981825
118 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 4:08pm - health - by *facefloor* (man) - United States

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

#19981666
93 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 2:33pm - kids - by Jessi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
162 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

#19981303
102 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by sirensaresexy - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML

#19980789
70 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 1:10am - animals - by screw the cat (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

#19979933
210 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

#19939315
181 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

#19936728
107 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

#19936379
137 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 7:15am - intimacy - by zstarr - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

#19935872
124 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Leyla - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up naked, duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML

#19935617
157 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key chain. He didn't think it was real, so to test it he sprayed me in the mouth while I was asleep. FML

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML

#19920201
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On 07/10/2012 at 7:10pm - animals - by Nomoreballs (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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