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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1607
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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GeometricAngle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends car. I looked over to the left and was greeted by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happened to looked down and realized that my right boob was completely out of my top. FML

#240249
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17202) - you deserved it (50616)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

#216994
89 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
133 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
61 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31037) - you deserved it (9201)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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