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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1186
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Geometric's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31657) - you deserved it (2740)

On 03/07/2010 at 7:16pm - health - by space_cadet90818 (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36161) - you deserved it (14327)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16917) - you deserved it (94207)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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