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Geometric's FML badges
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Geometric's favorite FMLs
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
by space_cadet90818 / 03/07/2010 at 7:16pm / United States (Vermont) / Health
Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML
by fmlifetime / 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2009 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came… Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on…