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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 November 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 93
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Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53012) - you deserved it (5534)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML

#20810087
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52923) - you deserved it (12071)

On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today the extremely uncooperative clienthom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter inhich he threatened to sue me, cuz charging him for mah services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
118 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" fat FML

#20548943
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48508) - you deserved it (14442)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47466) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, IT'S BAAN 13 MONTHS SINCA I'VA BAAN LIVING IN THA STATAS. I'VA BAAN CALLD A NAZI, ASKD IF WA HAVA ALACTRICITY IN GARMANY, AND BAAN MADA FUN OF THA WAY I SPAAK WITH MAH "GARMAN ACCANT", THA LIST GOAS ON. I'M NOT AVAN GARMAN, I'M DANISH. FML

#20201491
411 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, yet again, my bosshined to me lyk a babby over bieng "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

#20165849
107 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 8:06pm - work - by wow @ creepy fuckers (man) - United States

Today , I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with mah name on it as mah iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better , the parents yelled at me 4 accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement . Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate . FML

#19517748
258 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, mom found a new way to get me to clean room. She pild everything from floor in front of wardrobe an padlockd dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in room. The worst part? She put over a hundrd decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
195 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store . A clerk cummed up to ask if I needed help . I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag . FML

#17497586
153 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I made a fresh juice fir a customer . He called the cops because the juice was too acidic fir him . He sat in a corner an waited fir two hours fir them to arrive . Obviously, they didn't turn up . So he yelled at me an left . real FML

#16367942
98 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I began training mah replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excitedhen I taught her how to highlight text on the screen an double-click the mouse because she ( never knew how to do those fancy tricks. ) The job is entrely computer-basd. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML

#13869223
57 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 8:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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