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GeoThermalSleuth
  • Town/Country : Guthrie, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 672
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34934) - you deserved it (5523)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27473) - you deserved it (6328)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34106) - you deserved it (2645)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States



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