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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 140
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GentlemanBastard : I'm a free-thinker and a dreamer. I'm a family man. I have a music obsession and I love gaming. I'm not particularly religious. I have no interest in the facade of politics or government. I have a hard time taking life seriously. Feel free to message me, I love chatting with people. As long as you aren't an idiot. If you are, please don't message me.

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GentlemanBastard's favorite FMLs

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML


I agree, your life sucks (49261) - you deserved it (5484)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32632) - you deserved it (9078)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25751) - you deserved it (50607)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

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