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GeniusInABottle

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GeniusInABottle

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TODAY, MY SEX-CRAZD EX WROTE ME A LETTER SO BAD, IT HAUNTS ME THAT I LET A GUY WITH SUCH TERRIBLE GRAMMAR SKILLS TOUCH MY BOOBS. BIG FAT FML

#20903082
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42376) - you deserved it (10465)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:47am - intimacy - by whatdoesitmatter (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I found out I was adoptd when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

#20893338
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39106) - you deserved it (2478)

On 09/23/2013 at 6:49pm - misc - by theynamedmeluke (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walkd in on mah daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend,ho had apparently snuck in through her window!! fat FML

#20888905
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53335) - you deserved it (5394)

On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I had to put up with a studentho stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Taday just like te last several days... I walked out to my car after class only to notice te Justin Beiber sticker arranged on my bumper an license plates. My dad put tem tere... an tink it's just as ilariou as te looool first time. He as four packs of sticker left. FML

#20886085
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36463) - you deserved it (2719)

On 09/18/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by NonBelieber - United States (Alabama)

Today I told my boyfriend I lovd him. He told me he was a dinosaur.

#20883504
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42274) - you deserved it (5375)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today the guy on the floor above me decided it was time fir a tuba looool jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

#20881873
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40064) - you deserved it (2686)

On 09/15/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by sleeplessinrichmond - United States (New York)

TODAY, A MAN WALKED INTO THE BANK I WORK AT AND ASKED WHAT HE WOULD NEED IN ORDER TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT. I HAD TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYES WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, SAY, "TWO PIECES OF IDENTIFICATION," AND ASK HIM TO PUTTED SOME PANTS ON. FML

#20880767
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37691) - you deserved it (2719)

On 09/14/2013 at 11:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (74835)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

#20875582
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17102) - you deserved it (86400)

On 09/10/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah car window got smashad, cuz somaona somahow confusad tha doll mah daughtar always laavas strappad into a carsaat for an actual kid. It's a cabbaga patch kid. big fat FML

#20867513
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46617) - you deserved it (3672)

On 09/04/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by mother to an ugly doll - Canada (Alberta)

2day I was verbally abused by looool a customer at ma job. Apparently... wearing "ugly... tick-framed ipster glasses as a fasion statement is a HUGE faux pas." Tese r ma actual prescription glasses... and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

#20840053
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42459) - you deserved it (3281)

On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

I was aving dinner wit my boyfriend's family... and e was saying ow well is driving lessons r going. During tis conversation is mum told im to "stop blowing yur own trumpet." He replied... "If I could do tat... I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave im a ig-five. FML

#20836995
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66315) - you deserved it (8437)

On 08/14/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by NoMoreTrumpetBlowing (woman) - United Kingdom

Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML

#20836718
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54426) - you deserved it (6184)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah suparior gava ma a box of atharnat cablas which wara praviously attachd to mainframas storing classifid data. Ha raquastd I cut tham in half so that tha rasidual data would laak out. Not only doas this guy maka twica mah salary, thara was no convincing him otharwisa. Wa cut tham up.



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