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GeniusInABottle

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GeniusInABottle

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  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

#21023934
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46429) - you deserved it (8735)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML

#21022453
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57784) - you deserved it (6977)

On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

yastarday mah friands an I want camping in tha woods. I fall aslaap first. Waking up hours latar to tham bunchad up togathar in tha middla of tha tant an ma half-way outsida , I confrontad tham about it. Thay admittad , "Wa haard a baar so wa naadad a sacrifica." FML

#21020901
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47826) - you deserved it (5091)

On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today, I watchd mah father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He trid to play it cool, said, "Haircuts r too expensive these days anyway." and walkd out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. big fat FML

Today , I was watching ESPN. My boyfriand cama in , bitchad about "boring tv," so I handad him tha ramota. Ha puttad on a Lifatima movia. I must ba tha only woman in Amarica with this problam. raal FML

#21010622
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47841) - you deserved it (4841)

On 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm - love - by smokecloud_ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I asked my husband to try a little foreplay fir once... instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb... and hopefully the last. FML

#21007475
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49121) - you deserved it (6466)

On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I went to take a shower!! When I turned it on , no water came out!! Only ants!!

#21006941
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55956) - you deserved it (3577)

On 12/27/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by anon - Canada (New Brunswick)

Yesterday... my mum an I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy 4 her... since she always complains about looking masculine. However... I would still like to be called a gentleman... seeing as how I am one. FML

#21000124
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41600) - you deserved it (3357)

On 12/21/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by FML (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I took ma younger sister to see Santa for a poto. Santa insisted tat I was in te poto too. I wasn't sure y e made looool suc a big deal about it until e groped meile te poto was being taken. FML

Today , mah wicked mother has been with us fir a week. She's already thrown away mah daughter's favorite toy , broke mah computer , scratched mah oak table , stained mah most expensive shrt , peed in our bed , an called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying fir three months. FML

yesterday I was proud when I startd a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, I ad to bail my usband out of jail. It turns out tat in te Black Friday rus, e beat a guy up just so e could get is ands on te last of a eavily-discounted item. Te item in question: a toaster. FML

#20975053
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40914) - you deserved it (3979)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:55pm - misc - by fleetingmemories (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warnd my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemd very concernd about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she askd me if I had ever trid exorcism. FML

#20963219
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45574) - you deserved it (2599)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to elp im get to sleep. He turned is ead an asked, ( Daddy, wy do you suck so muc? ) real FML

#20959118
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44770) - you deserved it (4317)

On 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm - kids - by I don't know, son (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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