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GenericLaundry
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 234
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GenericLaundry : I'm a Communist weeaboofag who likes lolwutermelon.

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Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31000) - you deserved it (4452)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27729) - you deserved it (2875)

On 10/24/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15582) - you deserved it (41392)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

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On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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