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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About GeneralSolomon : Yes, I'm fourteen you can quit shaking your head. If you have poor grammar please go elswhere. Please do not converse with me if you dislike geeky people. I an a diehard Lord of the Rings fan, and if you dislike or do not know what that is, there's the door...somewhere ...on your screen. But really get the fuck out.

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