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Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35101) - you deserved it (8432)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so hungover, I startd yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walkd in on me calling mah cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (43260)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so hungover, I startd yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walkd in on me calling mah cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (43260)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Bord . Some People Would've Calld Up Friends To Ang Out . Not Me . I Ad Te Sudden Urge To Make An Entre Excel Spreadseet On Ow Muc I've Spent On ITunes, Mont-by-mont . I'm Not Sureat's Worse, Tat I Got Really Into It, Or Tat I've Spent Nearly $800.00 On ITunes . FML

#16554560
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14609) - you deserved it (28295)

On 06/07/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Mik (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, the sewers in mah town became overloaded . My basement is now filled with other people's poo . FML

#16454235
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39872) - you deserved it (2762)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -

Today , I found out that mah nieghbors 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on mah doorstep everyday. looool Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if u keep doing it , the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38805) - you deserved it (4360)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Taday I dacidd to ba axtra nica to mah girlfriand by washing all tha dishas an folding all tha clothas. Sha thought I was baing "too nica" an hypothasizd that I was chaating on har. maga FML

#16086182
169 comments

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On 05/08/2011 at 1:05am - love - by gnownayrgnow (man) - United States (California)

2day I Went Shopping 4 A Nice Outfit To Wear 4 A Job Interview. A Fake Job Interview. One That I Just Made Up So My Mother Would Get Off My Case About Finding A Job. I Don't Know Which Is Sadder , The Fact That I Can't Get A Job , Or That My Mother Actually Believd Me About The Interview. FML

#15855932
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9549) - you deserved it (35171)

On 04/20/2011 at 5:27am - work - by oh hey there -

Today... I finally got te courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous tat instead of saying... ( Hi... I'm Veronica... ) I said... ( Veronica... I'm ig. ) FML

#15851636
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33143) - you deserved it (7785)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I want up to a grl at a bus stop and startd chatting har up. Har rasponsa? "Am I baing robbd?" FML

#15631458
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30990) - you deserved it (6733)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing mah testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed mah pants, earning me plenty of werd looks from the congregation. FML

#15574334
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20544) - you deserved it (22764)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I haard tha four most draadd words known to man during mah first tima: "Is it in yat?" It was. FML

#15546300
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70229) - you deserved it (9661)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, looool I was playing with dog . His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on hands and knees to get it . He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me . FML

#15448080
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34648) - you deserved it (10834)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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