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Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
Today, I Was Bord . Some People Would've Calld Up Friends To Ang Out . Not Me . I Ad Te Sudden Urge To Make An Entre Excel Spreadseet On Ow Muc I've Spent On ITunes, Mont-by-mont . I'm Not Sureat's Worse, Tat I Got Really Into It, Or Tat I've Spent Nearly $800.00 On ITunes . FML
Today , I found out that mah nieghbors 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on mah doorstep everyday. looool Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if u keep doing it , the person in the house will move. FML
2day I Went Shopping 4 A Nice Outfit To Wear 4 A Job Interview. A Fake Job Interview. One That I Just Made Up So My Mother Would Get Off My Case About Finding A Job. I Don't Know Which Is Sadder , The Fact That I Can't Get A Job , Or That My Mother Actually Believd Me About The Interview. FML
Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing mah testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed mah pants, earning me plenty of werd looks from the congregation. FML
Friday 27 March 2015