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Today, I Discovered Tat Sea-sickness Also Applies Wen Making Love On Ma Girlfriend's New Water Bed !! FML

#15226088
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39759) - you deserved it (5610)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Taday my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

#15061601
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32958) - you deserved it (4384)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am - love - by Jules (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly , but they were inside the building , which could only be gotten to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside , in front of a crowd of onlookers. real FML

#15039071
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28256) - you deserved it (4575)

On 02/19/2011 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I started hooking up with looool a guy I've liked 4 a while. We got pretty into it and he went into mah underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

#9094642
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27591) - you deserved it (4654)

On 03/15/2010 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY I REALIZD TAT NOT ONLY AM I STILL AN UNPUBLISD AUTOR BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET AN FML POSTD AFTER SUBMITTING SEVERAL IN TE LAST YEAR. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33825) - you deserved it (6831)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the hospital to get mah ingrown toenail removd. The doctors puttd me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injectd anesthetic into mah toe four times and usd a pair of scissors to slowly cut through mah nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't startd to work just yet. FML

#8474571
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27035) - you deserved it (2214)

On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore

Today... I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is... until I recieved a text message from my little sister next door reading ( If she is making that much noise... she is probably faking it...Trust me... I know. ) FML

#4329775
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65763) - you deserved it (11994)

On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

TODAY... I WENT TO A NEON THEMED PARTY. STANDING BY THE UV LIGHT... I LOOKED DOWN AND REALISED MAH PAD WAS GLOWING THROUGH MAH TIGHTS. FML

#3741117
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71398) - you deserved it (14642)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Yesterday I Went To A Family Dinner . While Waiting To Be Seated A Guy Walked By And I Looked To See If He Was Hot . Then My Grandma Yelled "Get Yur Eyeballs Back In Yur Head And Quit Staring At Boys!" Thehole Restaurant Heard Her . Including The Guy . And Yes He Was Hot . FML

#2826530
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49141) - you deserved it (7790)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:46am - love - by embarrassment (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I told mah boyfriend "we need to talk". He said "i know". So we met after school, and he said he was ok with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that mah parents wanted to meet him. FML

#318032
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67264) - you deserved it (9847)

On 03/14/2009 at 5:46am - love - by knee2tak (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

#97632
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273975) - you deserved it (60027)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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