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Gemma_Mansonite

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Gemma_Mansonite : My name is Gemma and Marilyn Manson is my idol! I'm a maggot (fan of Slipknot) and I love rock music. It is my favourite genre! I'm in a relationship with an amazing boy and we got together on Valentines Day! I love him so much! I find big-headed people irritating and I'm trying to learn how to speak my mind full-worded. If you wanna contact me, send me a message.

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Gemma_Mansonite's favorite FMLs

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

#21268173
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17474) - you deserved it (1937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/29/2014 at 11:08pm - kids - by super maman - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML

#21267339
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23326) - you deserved it (2555)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:00pm - kids - by Anonymoose - United States (Indiana)

Today, I waited for over an hour in a park for a date who didn't show up. I finally left because someone came up to me and accused me of creeping on their kids. FML

#21267321
60 comments

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34189) - you deserved it (2822)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

#21266851
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23715) - you deserved it (3012)

On 09/28/2014 at 7:40am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

#21266558
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25176) - you deserved it (4778)

On 09/27/2014 at 7:55pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

#21265897
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30929) - you deserved it (3179)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad "What's up?" He casually replied: "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

#21265875
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27825) - you deserved it (2271)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

#21265865
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30673) - you deserved it (3523)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML

Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate says to me: "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML

#21264230
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26779) - you deserved it (2214)

On 09/24/2014 at 12:10am - misc - by youonlyneed2squares (woman) -

Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML

#21264094
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31478) - you deserved it (2506)

On 09/23/2014 at 9:19pm - love - by Tag (woman) - Australia

Today, it's the first day of fall. It's also the day that over 20 people have made jokes about my name being "Autumn" like they're the funniest, most original people alive. It's not even 8 am. This is going to be a long day. FML

#21263689
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30167) - you deserved it (2846)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML

#21263396
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26347) - you deserved it (2465)

On 09/22/2014 at 9:04pm - animals - by madisonbubch - United States (Kentucky)



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