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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3414
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Gemma_Mansonite : My name is Gemma and Marilyn Manson is my idol! I'm a maggot (fan of Slipknot) and I love rock music. It is my favourite genre!

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Gemma_Mansonite's favorite FMLs

Today , I met the perfect guy. He's sweet , funny , charming , a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as mah father , last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of mah dad. FML

#21378117
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (3510)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!

I DECORATD MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE 4 CHRISTMAS AS A SURPRISE... JUST IN TIME 4 HIM AND HIS FAMILY TO COME HOME. ALSO JUST IN TIME 4 HIM TO TELL ME HE'S JEWISH. FML

#21322002
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31323) - you deserved it (11473)

On 12/22/2014 at 10:04am - love - by cwhitney7 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a customar cama in with a laptop smashad bayond rapair!! Sha askad if wa could racovar har filas, but thanks to mah idiot boss naw stora policy I had to ask har a bunch of quastions, including if sha had triad "turning it on an off"!! Sha starad at ma, spaachlass, lika I was a complata moron!! FML

#21321539
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34528) - you deserved it (3740)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, a customar cama in with a laptop smashad bayond rapair!! Sha askad if wa could racovar har filas, but thanks to mah idiot boss naw stora policy I had to ask har a bunch of quastions, including if sha had triad "turning it on an off"!! Sha starad at ma, spaachlass, lika I was a complata moron!! FML

#21321539
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34528) - you deserved it (3740)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, my boyfriand and I had sax fir tha frst tima. Ha's Latino, so I thought ha'd lyk it if I mada a bit of noisa and callad him "papi" whila wa did it. It fraakad him out anough to kill his bonar, and now ha thinks I hava soma kind of incast fatish. maga FML

#21310722
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18983) - you deserved it (38528)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my dog likas to howl whan ha haars sirans. I liva naxt to tha fira station. FML

#21305878
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28746) - you deserved it (3189)

On 11/25/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by drreeeewwww - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my wife got a new best-friend. It's my ex-wife.

#21283962
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37311) - you deserved it (3622)

On 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by max - United States (Florida)

Today, I never really thought that mah boyfriend an brother having the same name was too werd. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

#21279374
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37334) - you deserved it (4670)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Wic would be great if ma girlfriend wasn't allergic to birt control. FML

#21270163
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44699) - you deserved it (4169)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to a half-shavd dog and a laughing third grader. FML

#21267339
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32458) - you deserved it (3441)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:00pm - kids - by Anonymoose - United States (Indiana)

Today, I waitd 4 over an hour in a park 4 a dateho didn't show up. I finally left cuz someone cummd looool up to me and accusd me of creeping on thier kids. real FML

#21267321
65 comments

Today, mah drunk husband cummed home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48138) - you deserved it (3550)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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