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Gemma_Mansonite

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 98
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Gemma_Mansonite : My name is Gemma and Marilyn Manson is my idol! I'm a maggot (fan of Slipknot) and I love rock music. It is my favourite genre! I'm in a relationship with an amazing boy and we got together on Valentines Day! I love him so much! I find big-headed people irritating and I'm trying to learn how to speak my mind full-worded. If you wanna contact me, send me a message.

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Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

#21261625
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20022) - you deserved it (3005)

On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

#21261532
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21019) - you deserved it (4982)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm - misc - by camerashyguy - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

#21261267
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25882) - you deserved it (2414)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31896) - you deserved it (2674)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML

#21260940
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31751) - you deserved it (1948)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:56pm - misc - by Lexi801 - United States (Utah)

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

#21260699
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26601) - you deserved it (4420)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by immature - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

#21260464
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39170) - you deserved it (3711)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33792) - you deserved it (7491)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29950) - you deserved it (17301)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I entered the lecture hall where my class takes place. I sat in the front row as usual, but I noticed that none of the other students looked familiar. I quickly realised that I was in the wrong class after a different professor showed up and told me to get out. FML

Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

#21252905
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37026) - you deserved it (2717)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by UghDude (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

#21252700
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43101) - you deserved it (2590)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means he can do what he likes with anyone, but if I so much as kiss someone else, I'm a cheating slut. FML

#21252587
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41252) - you deserved it (6042)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by onlywantuanyway -

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40615) - you deserved it (9444)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)



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