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About Gemma_Mansonite : My name is Gemma and Marilyn Manson is my idol! I'm a maggot (fan of Slipknot) and I love rock music. It is my favourite genre! I'm in a relationship with an amazing boy and we got together on Valentines Day! I love him so much! I find big-headed people irritating and I'm trying to learn how to speak my mind full-worded. If you wanna contact me, send me a message.
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On 09/28/2014 at 10:49pm - love - by mindjob -
Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML
Friday 17 October 2014