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by tongue tied / 02/11/2013 at 3:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by maggu / 02/10/2013 at 11:26pm / Denmark / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 12:13am / United States / Love
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 12:08am / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/08/2013 at 5:38pm / United Kingdom (Havering) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
by chattyloz / 02/07/2013 at 7:31am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by dab1230 / 02/06/2013 at 7:26pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, after weeks of practice, I proudly did 9 chin-ups on my chin-up bar. As soon as I was done, my 11-year-old daughter came over and banged out 12 of them. Then she wiped her sweaty hands off and did 8 more. Then she gave me pointers on my technique. FML
by WeakerThanaLittleGirl / 02/04/2013 at 8:00pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I was dragged to a Super Bowl party. While there, the host's kid threw 3 cups of apple sauce at my feet, which then exploded and covered my jeans. 10 minutes later, the host's wife announced that she was pregnant with twins. All I could come up with was, "You're making more!?" FML
by Anonymous / 02/04/2013 at 12:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML
by klovemachine / 02/03/2013 at 10:50pm / United States / Work
Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
by Anonymous / 02/01/2013 at 6:31pm / Brazil / Health
by notsobig / 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm / United States / Intimacy