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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 April 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2684
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Geiko : I want some god damn peanut butter cookies. Or just peanut butter.

"Guo_Si - Hey, you know what sucks?
TheXPhial - vaccuums
Guo_Si - Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
TheXPhial - black holes
Guo_Si - Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
TheXPhial - lava?"

The amount of people that don't know how the hell to type, use proper grammar, spell, etc, astound me. And it seems that the world keeps letting me lose faith in it. God damn this world.

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Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50297) - you deserved it (3573)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

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