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About Geiko : I want some god damn peanut butter cookies. Or just peanut butter.
"Guo_Si - Hey, you know what sucks?
TheXPhial - vaccuums
Guo_Si - Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
TheXPhial - black holes
Guo_Si - Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
TheXPhial - lava?"
The amount of people that don't know how the hell to type, use proper grammar, spell, etc, astound me. And it seems that the world keeps letting me lose faith in it. God damn this world.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Friday 19 December 2014