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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2472
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Geiko : I want some god damn peanut butter cookies. Or just peanut butter.

"Guo_Si - Hey, you know what sucks?
TheXPhial - vaccuums
Guo_Si - Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
TheXPhial - black holes
Guo_Si - Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
TheXPhial - lava?"

The amount of people that don't know how the hell to type, use proper grammar, spell, etc, astound me. And it seems that the world keeps letting me lose faith in it. God damn this world.

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Geiko's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

#15012596
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34617) - you deserved it (3790)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33382) - you deserved it (3245)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42589) - you deserved it (12784)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

#12612052
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16391) - you deserved it (27769)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40034) - you deserved it (3398)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

#12000759
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11018) - you deserved it (36316)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:33am - misc - by Speedy (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12592) - you deserved it (43874)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37386) - you deserved it (9680)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28665) - you deserved it (23661)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46190) - you deserved it (5403)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

#5589145
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44848) - you deserved it (3353)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
745 comments

I agree, your life sucks (777526) - you deserved it (82806)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29809) - you deserved it (4245)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28169) - you deserved it (2864)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)



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