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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 June 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9965
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GeekN : I'm a political science/sociology double major. I want to be a lawyer, I can be a bitch but it's so much fun.

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Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She reffered to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergancy bedrest by my doctor. FML

#1475224
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67450) - you deserved it (4673)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by prego (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML

#1471492
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52046) - you deserved it (4156)

On 04/29/2009 at 8:42pm - health - by tinfoilnirvana (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML

#1471492
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52046) - you deserved it (4156)

On 04/29/2009 at 8:42pm - health - by tinfoilnirvana (man) - United States (Ohio)



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