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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3407
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 62 posted

About Geckosrock99 : I am a happily taken woman from California. I try to see the good in people but can't if they are hurting those I love.
As you can tell from my profile picture, I'm fun loving, and my favorite animal is a panda.
I like animals in general. I have a cockatiel and an iguana. My cockatiel likes human interaction. My iguana's like a scaly cat: Doesn't want to do what you want to do and will scratch the hell out of you if you mess with him.
I love anime and manga (will pick up a nice novel though). My favorite anime for years has been Death Note.
That's all I'll share about me. Sorry, but I won't answer any messages you might have as I've had bad experiences with online messages from creeps. I shouldn't have to report and block people just because they can't control themselves.

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Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56686) - you deserved it (15606)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18603) - you deserved it (218395)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (258309) - you deserved it (88111)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75537) - you deserved it (3717)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53225) - you deserved it (7206)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML


I agree, your life sucks (10726) - you deserved it (59361)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version

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