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Geckosrock99
  • Town/Country : Ripon, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1450
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 40 posted

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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

#7767
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (176779) - you deserved it (7207)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:51am - intimacy - by rexob (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61145) - you deserved it (2582)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
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I agree, your life sucks (41182) - you deserved it (5329)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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