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About Geckosrock99 : I am a happily taken woman from California. I try to see the good in people but can't if they are hurting those I love.
As you can tell from my profile picture, I'm fun loving, and my favorite animal is a panda.
I like animals in general. I have two cockatiels and an iguana. Have a male and female cockatiel but neither of them want anything to do with the other. Would have been nice to see them get along. At least one likes human interaction. My iguana's like a scaly cat: Doesn't want to do what you want to do and will scratch the hell out of you if you mess with her.
I love anime and manga (will pick up a nice novel though). My favorite anime for years has been Death Note. My favorite manga at the moment is Black Bird. Favorite novel series at the moment is Chronicles of Nick.
That's all I'll share about me. Sorry, but I won't answer any messages you might have as I've had bad experiences with online messages from strangers.
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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Friday 18 April 2014