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Geckosrock99

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Geckosrock99

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1973
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 47 posted

About Geckosrock99 : I am a happily taken woman from California. I try to see the good in people but can't if they are hurting those I love.
As you can tell from my profile picture, I'm fun loving, and my favorite animal is a panda.
I like animals in general. I have two cockatiels and an iguana. Have a male and female cockatiel but neither of them want anything to do with the other. Would have been nice to see them get along. At least one likes human interaction. My iguana's like a scaly cat: Doesn't want to do what you want to do and will scratch the hell out of you if you mess with her.
I love anime and manga (will pick up a nice novel though). My favorite anime for years has been Death Note. My favorite manga at the moment is Black Bird. Favorite novel series at the moment is Chronicles of Nick.
That's all I'll share about me. Sorry, but I won't answer any messages you might have as I've had bad experiences with online messages from strangers.

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Geckosrock99's favorite FMLs

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

#5876568
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8880) - you deserved it (47875)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

#5087862
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44082) - you deserved it (3202)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66782) - you deserved it (15295)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

#3783487
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19091) - you deserved it (49550)

On 07/15/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by daisyann (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63784) - you deserved it (12480)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

#3398201
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (147113) - you deserved it (9258)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took my best friend out to dinner for my birthday. She gave me a gift after I paid the tab saying, "my mom thought you would like this - it was expensive." It was a lovely set of origami paper, which was the exact set I brought her as a souvenir from Japan. She was right, it was expensive. FML

#3189875
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39271) - you deserved it (2321)

On 06/24/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by unappreciated (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

#3142518
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26285) - you deserved it (77438)

On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

#3108036
504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10155) - you deserved it (77046)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I logged into facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, they were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

#2856360
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39117) - you deserved it (5924)

On 06/13/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by Facebook (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

#1925712
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52700) - you deserved it (14736)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

#786333
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15482) - you deserved it (197797)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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