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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3220
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 59 posted

About Geckosrock99 : I am a happily taken woman from California. I try to see the good in people but can't if they are hurting those I love.
As you can tell from my profile picture, I'm fun loving, and my favorite animal is a panda.
I like animals in general. I have two cockatiels and an iguana. Have a male and female cockatiel but neither of them want anything to do with the other. Would have been nice to see them get along. At least one likes human interaction. My iguana's like a scaly cat: Doesn't want to do what you want to do and will scratch the hell out of you if you mess with him.
I love anime and manga (will pick up a nice novel though). My favorite anime for years has been Death Note. My favorite manga at the moment is Black Bird. Favorite novel series at the moment is Chronicles of Nick.
That's all I'll share about me. Sorry, but I won't answer any messages you might have as I've had bad experiences with online messages from strangers.

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Geckosrock99's favorite FMLs

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62986) - you deserved it (4943)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32091) - you deserved it (6332)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:57pm - misc - by GshDrnt (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for our last kid-free dinner before the birth of our 4th child, we chose a Japanese hibachi restaurant. They sat us with a family with a toddler, who started screaming at the first flame trick, causing the chef to cease to do anything entertaining. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32408) - you deserved it (4297)

On 03/10/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36636) - you deserved it (5176)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML


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On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML


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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (36613) - you deserved it (5690)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:02am - love - by anlhawks - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7641) - you deserved it (53835)

On 05/20/2010 at 8:37am - misc - by Candy - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12159) - you deserved it (27007)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:13am - misc - by googoogaga (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24017) - you deserved it (21532)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML


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On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML


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On 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by dead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18513) - you deserved it (80042)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54551) - you deserved it (8446)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

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