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Geckosrock99

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Geckosrock99

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2447
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 49 posted

About Geckosrock99 : I am a happily taken woman from California. I try to see the good in people but can't if they are hurting those I love.
As you can tell from my profile picture, I'm fun loving, and my favorite animal is a panda.
I like animals in general. I have two cockatiels and an iguana. Have a male and female cockatiel but neither of them want anything to do with the other. Would have been nice to see them get along. At least one likes human interaction. My iguana's like a scaly cat: Doesn't want to do what you want to do and will scratch the hell out of you if you mess with her.
I love anime and manga (will pick up a nice novel though). My favorite anime for years has been Death Note. My favorite manga at the moment is Black Bird. Favorite novel series at the moment is Chronicles of Nick.
That's all I'll share about me. Sorry, but I won't answer any messages you might have as I've had bad experiences with online messages from strangers.

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Geckosrock99's favorite FMLs

TADAY FIR OUR LAST KID-FREE DINNER BEFORE TE BRT OF OUR 4T CILD, WE COSE A JAPANESE IBACI RESTAURANT. TEY SAT US WIT A FAMILY WIT A TODDLER, WO STARTD SCREAMING AT TE FRST FLAME TRICK, CAUSING TE CEF TO CEASE TO DO ANYTING ENTERTAINING. BIG FAT FML

#15267511
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29813) - you deserved it (4037)

On 03/10/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today We Had To Discuss Our Heritage At School!! When I Told The Class That I Am German Japanese An Of The Jewish Faith The Teacher Loudly Laughs At The ( Irony!! ) Something Lyk This Happens Whenever I Tell People Mah Background!! Mega FML

#15213017
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33244) - you deserved it (4868)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, my cat lerened how to flush the toilethile I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. big fat FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (5299)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today... my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37112) - you deserved it (8768)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) fir his brthday . I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I looool like the band too . He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go . Think u could give us a ride?" FML

#12985012
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34970) - you deserved it (5477)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:02am - love - by anlhawks - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. looool FML

#10645827
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6587) - you deserved it (49974)

On 05/20/2010 at 8:37am - misc - by Candy - United States (Maryland)

yesterday I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realizd a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

#9043466
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10952) - you deserved it (25168)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:13am - misc - by googoogaga (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . HE SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY, AN GOES, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' THEN CONTINUES KISSING ME . FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22063) - you deserved it (20729)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting an I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well u dumped me an don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping an scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

#8938160
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31001) - you deserved it (3721)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today , my boyfriend of 3 yeres left me because apparently I'm ( too beautiful an he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me. ) real FML

#8927721
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28277) - you deserved it (6030)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by dead - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was rushad to tha hospital bacausa I was crying so hard I couldn't braatha. Why was I crying? My favorita anima charactar diad. FML

#7711889
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16223) - you deserved it (75279)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

#7420693
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51936) - you deserved it (8121)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was trying to show mah boyfriend how to shake mah iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of mah hand an hit him in the face. FML

#7252509
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (25273)

On 01/10/2010 at 2:59am - misc - by crappygirlfriend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to a rock concert an met this amazing girl!! We started talking an then swapped cell numbers!! Five minute later, she asks to see mah cellphone, so I gave it to her!! Once I got home I went to text her an saw that she deleted her number!! FML

#6388280
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30428) - you deserved it (5007)

On 11/21/2009 at 3:28am - love - by SeeBrendenBurn (man) - United States (California)



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