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Geckosrock99
  • Town/Country : Ripon, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1827
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 44 posted

About Geckosrock99 : I am a happily taken woman from California. I try to see the good in people but can't if they are hurting those I love.
As you can tell from my profile picture, I'm fun loving, and my favorite animal is a panda.
I like animals in general. I have two cockatiels and an iguana. Have a male and female cockatiel but neither of them want anything to do with the other. Would have been nice to see them get along. At least one likes human interaction. My iguana's like a scaly cat: Doesn't want to do what you want to do and will scratch the hell out of you if you mess with her.
I love anime and manga (will pick up a nice novel though). My favorite anime for years has been Death Note. My favorite manga at the moment is Black Bird. Favorite novel series at the moment is Chronicles of Nick.
That's all I'll share about me. Sorry, but I won't answer any messages you might have as I've had bad experiences with online messages from strangers.

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Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27644) - you deserved it (4914)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35171) - you deserved it (8331)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

#12985012
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29423) - you deserved it (4838)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:02am - love - by anlhawks - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML

#10645827
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6143) - you deserved it (48196)

On 05/20/2010 at 8:37am - misc - by Candy - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

#9043466
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9311) - you deserved it (22026)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:13am - misc - by googoogaga (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
177 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

#8938160
71 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

#8927721
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21463) - you deserved it (4622)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by dead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
290 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46052) - you deserved it (7426)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

#7252509
79 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 2:59am - misc - by crappygirlfriend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

#6388280
47 comments

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On 11/21/2009 at 3:28am - love - by SeeBrendenBurn (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML

#5973387
152 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by meg265 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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95 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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