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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (343995) - you deserved it (38468)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17658) - you deserved it (84381)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my friend and i thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49863) - you deserved it (34298)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by emilyxoxoxo - United States (New Jersey)



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