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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2467
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Garyy : I'm just a cool Muslim man. And if you deny, I'll bomb your ass.

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Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16969) - you deserved it (62377)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML


I agree, your life sucks (11803) - you deserved it (41539)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17374) - you deserved it (80769)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML


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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

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