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Garyy
  • Town/Country : , Ohio
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1314
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Garyy : I'm just a cool Muslim man. And if you deny, I'll bomb your ass.

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Garyy's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12328) - you deserved it (46761)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8441) - you deserved it (32592)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12706) - you deserved it (66482)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27775) - you deserved it (5420)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15480) - you deserved it (2686)

On 09/18/2009 at 4:41am - misc - by MissMSE (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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