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by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
by wittlegirl / 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by e_edge / 06/05/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by dollarstorepwnr / 03/19/2011 at 1:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been… Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating… Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told…
- Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump.… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…