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GaryMuzz
  • Town/Country : Naples, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 July 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 21
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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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