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yesterday my parent grounded me 4 finding there stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today , I arranged a romantic dinner fir my boyfriend. His favourite meal , fres flowers , scented candles. Everyting went beautifully , at least until e wrapped an arm around me andispered , "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood orrifically ruined. FML

#19717228
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30650) - you deserved it (6732)

On 06/01/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by dating a manchild (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

2day I Want To Ta Ospital 4 Stomac Pains, An Was Told Tat It Sounds Lika I Ava An Ovarian Cyst. My Mom Want Into A Raga, Scraaming Tat I'd Liad To Ar About Baing A Virgin. Daspita Ta Doctor Axplaining Tat Saxual Activity As Noting To Do Wit It, Sa Rafusas To Baliava Im. FML

Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML

#19710621
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19115) - you deserved it (39707)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I spilled loose face powder on myself while applying mah make-up!! My sister subsequently walked in on me vacuuming mah crotch!! FML

#19709039
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18745) - you deserved it (3850)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:43am - misc - by anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, wile sitting in ma Forensic Psycology class, ma professor listd all of te main traits looool tat indicate someone may very well be a sociopat . Every single trait describd ma fiancé perfectly . FML

#19708258
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27509) - you deserved it (5173)

On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with mah abusively controlling grlfriend. I don't know wat I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17537) - you deserved it (42798)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

TODAY, I HAD TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK TO GET MAH DAUGHTER FROM HER SCHOOL. APPARENTLY, SHE HAD THOUGHT THAT HURLING A BOWLING BALL DOWN THE STARS DURING THE LUNCH HOUR RUSH WOULD MAKE HER COOL. IN ACTUAL FACT, IT MADE HER EXPELLD. FML

#19704812
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24013) - you deserved it (2620)

On 05/30/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today.. . my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner.. . followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant . My father visibly scoffed.. . and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot" . Wonderful . mega FML

#19704356
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20987) - you deserved it (2099)

On 05/30/2012 at 12:45pm - kids - by unzucht (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at fir nine years. real FML

#19703809
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25219) - you deserved it (3342)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:51am - work - by chlorinesmells - United States

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32762) - you deserved it (7715)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I ad a babysitting job. Wen I got tere , te parents were rusing out te door an told me tey'd left instructions fir te kids on te table. Te frst bullet point stated tat te oldest was convinced se is possessed by te devil , but just to ignore it. Tree more ours to go.

#19701580
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25906) - you deserved it (1652)

On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I discovered that as thanks fir my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. fat FML

#19699076
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19830) - you deserved it (1677)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:52pm - work - by vikts (man) - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)

Yesterday, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

#19699058
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20913) - you deserved it (4243)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)



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