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About Garriage : I'm effy and I like rats.

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Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML


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