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by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2009 at 2:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
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