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Garriage
  • Town/Country : night vale, uk
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 83
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Garriage : I'm effy and I like rats.

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Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53056) - you deserved it (11819)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

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On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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