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About Garrett2818 : About me:
Part French and Native American (Cherokee)
Wanna be a commercial airline pilot but am currently a pipe fitter ( I lay pipe haha)
Love tattoos(have two)music(rap mostly but I also enjoy some country and classic rock), anything that will give me an adrenaline rush ( so far skydiving is the craziest shit I've done), going to places with really nice views and my car. ( I drive a 2014 dodge charger rt and no my parents didn't pay a cent for it lol)
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Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML
Wednesday 26 November 2014