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About Garrett2818 : About me:
Part French and Native American (Cherokee)
Wanna be a commercial airline pilot but am currently a pipe fitter ( I lay pipe haha)
Love tattoos ( have two) and music
If you wanna know anything else just shoot a message
P.S. Excuse the D-bag photo I just felt like showing off one of my tattoos :p

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Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML


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